A little while ago, not a long LONG time ago but long enough to give off the sense that this story is set in the future because, and although, all galaxys are technically FAR FAR away, but this one is not AS far away as the one from Star Wars. It looks exactly like ours too, and everyone speaks english, except for people from other countries that speak other languages, you know? But like, there’s no jewish alien slave owning podcasters or anything. Because that would be weird. Actually, never mind about all of this. Please disregard.
Written by Mr. Garbage